狂笑不停的醉人囧事

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1、哥们高兴的对我说:哥!以后没人敢欺负咱俩了!
我说:咋了!说说?
回:我精神病证办下来了!。。。2、偶然发现好友手机通讯录里面存我电话名字后面多了三个2,我就问他为什么我名字后面多了三个2?
他嘿嘿一笑说到:“重要的事情说三遍。”3、昨天钓了一天,钓了一个小东东。。。感觉没面子,在菜市场买了两条鱼回家,家人吃得乐呵呵的赞不绝口说,野生的鱼确实比买的好吃!4、今天去体检,做心电图,一哥们刚躺床上,医生说不要动,别紧张,装死就行。
过了会,突然那哥们大喘气,说医生我憋不住了~5、今天同事说:听说胖子丁丁小,鼻子大的人丁丁大。
我脑海中不禁飘来八戒的身影。。。道:八戒真是迷一样的男人啊。6、几个程序员去吃饭,有人点了一道菜,麻辣牛蛙。
然后其中有个人说自己不吃牛蛙,于是负责点菜的直接在麻辣牛蛙前划了两道斜线,就像这样: //麻辣牛蛙 现场没有任何人觉得有哪里不对。
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