恋爱男女的幽默青春逗

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1、昨天问男友，是不是其实你是富二代，一直考验我啊？
男友兴奋地说：我也一直觉得我是富二代，是不是我爸考验我啊！
我。。。2、闺蜜这两天愁眉苦脸的好像有心事，我问她怎么了？
她：“我把工作辞了。”
我：“怎么辞了，这才工作几天？难道你们上司骚扰你？”
她听后兴奋道：“好主意！这两天我正愁怎么跟家里人解释呢。”3、“昨天男朋友被打得很惨，我看着都疼。”
“那你怎么不帮忙？”
“有他们就够了，我懒得动手。”4、椎间盘突出住院需微创手术，一女护士来叮嘱手术时的注意事项，见她长的漂亮于是说：美女，等我好了后一起吃个饭吧！
女护士：这我做不了主，你得问我男朋友。
我：他又不在这儿，将在外君命有所不受嘛！
女护士：可他在手术室等你。5、路上撞见前男友，猛然觉得长得好丑。
和闺蜜聊天说他怎么那么丑，我记得他帅过的呀。
闺蜜哈哈大笑：他哪是帅过，是你爱过。
我。。。

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