1、我妈希望我以后不要嫁太远，不然麻将打法不一样。。。2、结婚那天，丈母娘跟我说过：“以后我女儿要是耍脾气不讲道理，你跟我说，我教你怎样对付她。”
今天老婆真的是蛮横无理了，我就打电话给丈母娘。
丈母娘说：“你看她像是讲道理的人吗？不要跟她讲道理，要哄。”3、我妈在我小时候就说，你应该学着做饭，等以后你长大了娶不到媳妇，可以自己做饭照顾自己。。
直到现在我做着早饭，他们还在睡觉。我才知道他们的用心良苦。4、儿子拿着玩具飞机在我旁边玩，我躺下了他就把飞机放在我身上。
孩儿爸爸看到了跟我说你看儿子多聪明，都知道把飞机停飞机场上。5、晚上一起看新闻说一个小朋友从楼上掉下来什么的，主持人提醒，快放寒假了，大人一定要注意孩子安全。。。
闺女兴奋起来了：“听到了吗？你们听到了吗？快放寒假了！！！”
我去。。。闺女你是有多想不去上学。
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