笑不出的老公,受尽老婆气!

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1、老公说我脾气差,于是我狠狠的教训了他一顿,你媳妇长这么好看脾气好还得了,小子知足吧!2、一同事单身,周末洗了一堆衣服,发朋友圈说累死了,真得找个媳妇!
数位已婚男回复:洗的少了不过瘾?3、“想为你守寡。”---吵架后,老婆对我说道!4、跟媳妇儿讨论谁做家务,总是以剪刀石头布决定,每次她都会出布,而我总是石头,我想我会一辈子都舍不得出剪刀。
因为。。。我不想那两个手指被她剁掉!5、最近加班比较多,晚上回来老婆说:“你现在没命的赚钱就是为了以后能找小三是吧?”
我。。。钱不都是你在管吗?
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