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1、老婆在4S店工作,十一忙了好几天车展没休息,今天带老婆回乡下看望奶奶。
奶奶:什么叫车展,国庆还不让休息。
老婆:就是好多家卖汽车的一起把自己的汽车带到那里给别人看的。
奶奶:汽车有啥好看的,马路上多的是。
老婆:不光有车,还有美食饮料,还能看表演,一年就三四次。
奶奶:那不就和村里庙会差不多嘛!
老婆。。。2、朋友圈把妈妈的微信屏蔽了,晚饭时妈妈问我,你是不是把我微信屏蔽了?
我说:啊,然后就愣住了,我妈说别怕,反正你们年轻人的圈子我也不懂,我就想问问怎么弄的,我想把你爸给屏蔽了。。。
我。。。3、嘴馋了,偷偷用外婆的手机给老妈发信息:闺女,妈想吃榴莲了,待会买一个回来!!
万万没想到,我妈又只字不改的把这条信息转发给了我。。。4、今天老妈突然给我打电话,说:你这几天有穿丝袜吗?
我说:有啊,前天买了两条,一条落家里了。
老妈:哦,对上了,不然你爸活不过今晚....5、本人大龄男青年,父母为婚事操碎了心。。。
一天我跟老爸说我找了个女友,是东北的!
老爸吸了口烟,意味深长地说:“儿子,只要你找到了,别说是东北的,哪怕是东莞的我们都同意!”
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