1、君生我未生，我生君已老。今日君大婚，嫂子比我小。2、相亲结束刚回到家，就接到那妹子发来的一条短信：喂，对我感觉怎么样？中意我不？喜欢我不？愿意继续与我交男女朋友谈恋爱吗？想让我做你老婆不？
看到这，我早已欣喜若狂，激动万分。。。
接着又收到一条：哈哈哈，好了，不开玩笑了，言归正传，我对你一点感觉都没有！拜拜！
泥妹。。。3、朋友：如果一个女孩子可以毫无芥蒂的在你面前说一些粗鲁的话，要么她是个女汉子，要么她就是喜欢你。
我：这么说我有希望了？！有个女孩子让我撒泡尿照照自己，而她又不是女汉子。4、大家都在办公室聊天，女神小丹突然尖叫：“哎呀！我把口香糖咽下去啦！”
---------爆笑,难道这要单身到永久?
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