1、有个胖妹当女票就是好，摸哪里都有摸胸的感觉。 2、作为一个娃娃的卖家，为了保证质量，每次有订单我都要试试才能放心发货，现在生意越来越好了，身体却一天不如一天。。。3、在路边发现一美女哭泣，热心的我去询问情况，原来是被她男朋友打了，我就安慰她几句，然后她就开始向我诉苦，我越听越气愤，世界上竟然还有如此禽兽不如的男人！
我拉着美女大声说：“走，我帮你，绿了他！”4、跟朋友说，我特别想养只猫，但是呢，我又没时间，也没耐心，更没精力去照顾，我可不可以把寄在他那里养，费用我都出，我心情不好的时候，就去逗逗它。
朋友义正严词地说：“你这不是养猫，你这叫嫖猫！”5、昨天去打点滴，美女护士摸着我的手说：哎。。。你的血管好细啊！
我脑抽的说：没事的，你多摸一会，摸着摸着就粗了。。。
美女护士。。。脸都红了。。。6、半夜回到家，悉心照顾老婆是男人应该做的，于是从地上抓了衣服穿上就奔门口摊位去了，到了门口保安不解的问道：“哥，你怎么穿着我们队长衣服？”
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