我就是我,名人事迹是不能随便学的呀

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鲁迅在桌角上刻了个“早”字,以后就再也没迟到过;我在桌角上刻了“我是天才”,结果被学校罚款二十元!诸葛亮让刘备三顾茅庐,可出山后他就当了个军师;妈妈一早进屋三次叫我起床,可第三次却提了个鸡毛掸子!牛顿在苹果树下睡觉,一个苹果打在他头上,让他悟出了“万有引力”定律;我在桃子树下睡觉,又一只可爱的毛毛虫光顾了我的脸,结果让我悟出了“桃子树下必有虫”道理!华盛顿砍了他老爸的樱桃树,然后去坦白,没挨揍反而得到了表扬;我把老爸锁在厕所里,结果睡着了,三个小时后我去坦白,却被他猛K一顿后关在厕所里五小时!!我效仿名人,结果被罚了款,被老妈K,被毛毛虫吻,被老爸管……后来我想通了――我就是我!!!

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