中秋月饼选购指南(搞笑)

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1、李白家的月饼
床前明月光,有饼没包装。举头望明月。低头闻饼香!2、杜甫家的月饼
细草微风岸,今年送礼多。何物能摆阔?月饼最出色!3、柳宗元家的月饼
无权鸟飞绝,没钱人踪灭。品饼蓑笠翁,独过中秋节!4、苏轼家的月饼
明月几时有?举饼问青天。不知天上饼,能卖多少钱?5、徐志摩家的月饼
悄悄的我收了,正如你悄悄的送,我挥一挥衣袖,来年你还送不送!6、琼瑶家的月饼
我有一块月饼,不知与谁能共?多少秘密在其中,送饼之人能懂。饼外情深义重,饼内目的重重。迎来送往惧无踪,徒留一帘幽梦! 祝笑话集里面的 活跃的 沉默的 热情的 深沉的朋友们 国庆中秋快乐!

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