前段时间，我买了块电视卡，装在电脑上看电视的。正好我的女朋友来找我玩，她是电脑白痴，就会上QQ，我在她面前演示了一番，她果然用崇拜的语气说：“你好厉害，电脑都能看电视啊？”
“小意思啦！”
“你好棒啊！”
“呵呵！”
“我也要玩！”
“好啊！你先玩，我给你拿饮料去。”
等我回来，发现女朋友不见了，电脑萤幕却留下了一堆字：
C:电视
Bad**mandorfilename
C:看电视
Bad**mandorfilename
C:开电视
Bad**mandorfilename
C:打开电视
Bad**mandorfilename
C:电视开
Bad**mandorfilename
C:开
Bad**mandorfilename
C:我要看电视
Bad**mandorfilename
C:我要看中央6
Bad**mandorfilename
C:卫视中文
Bad**mandorfilename
C:......我要看电视啦！
Bad**mandorfilename
C:我火大罗
Bad**mandorfilename
C:到底给不给看ㄚ
Bad**mandorfilename
C:@!$!$!$!~!@~!#~~%%@^@$^@$^$^
Bad**mandorfilename
C:臭电视
Bad**mandorfilename
C:以後不跟你玩了
Bad**mandorfilename
C:唉呦...拜托啦...开一下
Bad**mandorfilename
C:真的不开
Bad**mandorfilename
C:真的....
Bad**mandorfilename
C:好...给我记住...
Bad**mandorfilename
C:FORMATC:
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