为啥伦敦奥运冠军都咬金牌？

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1、跟我的生肖有关，俺看见稀奇的东西就想来一口。不错，哥的属相是狗。2、昨晚拿到一枚金牌，醒来睁眼一看，原来是个梦。今天仔细咬咬，看看是真是假。3、为了拼出好成绩，俺都费死劲了，终于拿到一块，看见它恨得牙根直痒痒。4、山寨验金师告诉我：用牙使劲咬，就能知道金牌含金量高不高，纯度够不够。5、记者照相非让俺露牙一笑，喊“茄子”太俗，喊“我Cao”太不文明，还是咬着金牌比较庄重。6、命里缺金，小时佩金锁，长大戴金表，俺最喜欢与带金字的东西来一次亲密接触。7、偶像是唐朝大英雄，福将一个。赛前求他保佑，终于成功卫冕，他姓程名……咬金。8、怕跟其他运动员的金牌弄混，留下俺自己的签名，喏！就是这口深深的龅牙印。9、尝下伦敦奥运的金牌啥滋味，擦，显示没有北京的好。10、提醒主办方，该开饭了！

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11月08日[五]14:17

为啥伦敦奥运冠军都咬金牌？

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昨天都做了些什么

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搞笑一句话,也可做个人签名。

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