笑死人的爸妈,真是服了他们了
1、今天早上起床,在刷牙的时候,我老妈突然在我身后拍了我屁股一下,暧昧地说道“小伙子,身材不错”
然后豪笑地跑回房间,对我爸说“老家伙,你输了,儿子没有说我神经病。”
我。。。差点把牙膏吞了。。。3、昨天我没买菜,老公有饭局,我不想做饭,心想偷个懒,回娘家吃。
我高兴的回家了,结果妈妈比我还高兴,见到我就说:“女儿,你回来的正好,家里来了几个客人,晚饭你做,我陪客人聊会儿天。” 4、女儿:“爸爸,什么是海啸呢?”
爸爸:“爸爸不是带你去看过大海吗?海啸就是大海来看我们”5、几年前的高考,我在考场里考试,爸爸在外面等我。结果爸收到一条短信说我和别人同居被拘留,速汇款到某帐户上。
老爸很淡定的回:“断绝关系吧,跟你丢不起人。”6、妈:“我记得你很喜欢玩水是吗?”
儿子:“是啊”
妈:“那你去把碗洗了吧!”
---------然后豪笑地跑回房间,对我爸说“老家伙,你输了,儿子没有说我神经病。”
我。。。差点把牙膏吞了。。。3、昨天我没买菜,老公有饭局,我不想做饭,心想偷个懒,回娘家吃。
我高兴的回家了,结果妈妈比我还高兴,见到我就说:“女儿,你回来的正好,家里来了几个客人,晚饭你做,我陪客人聊会儿天。” 4、女儿:“爸爸,什么是海啸呢?”
爸爸:“爸爸不是带你去看过大海吗?海啸就是大海来看我们”5、几年前的高考,我在考场里考试,爸爸在外面等我。结果爸收到一条短信说我和别人同居被拘留,速汇款到某帐户上。
老爸很淡定的回:“断绝关系吧,跟你丢不起人。”6、妈:“我记得你很喜欢玩水是吗?”
儿子:“是啊”
妈:“那你去把碗洗了吧!”
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