1、昨天有人说我丑，我当时我就哭了，我很难过。。。年纪轻轻就瞎了！2、传说中，在一米范围内见过它的人，非死即伤。它，就是正在爆炸的炸弹。3、其实之前也考虑过劳斯莱斯和宾利，到最后还是选择了公交，因为人多热闹。4、生活的烦恼跟妈妈说说——她嫌我懒。工作的事情找爸爸谈谈——他嫌我笨。5、上班时间，你的同事在群里很活跃，但他又不在位置上，他大概率是在带薪拉屎。6、你不用故作冷淡，我没有想过继续纠缠你，最后一次了，真的，最后一次，帮我砍下拼多多，谢谢！7、刚才在路上，有人叫我古天乐，我礼貌地说：“你认错人了，我只是晒黑了的吴彦祖。”8、上班时间，你的同事在群里很活跃，但他又不在位置上，他大概率是在带薪拉屎。9、“只要你答应我一件事，这100块就归你了。”
“好。”
“给我200块。”10、这世上如果有促进食欲的咒语，应该就是减肥这两个字吧。
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