炎炎夏日,看看历代名人的灭蚊绝活

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1、神农氏：多吃草药避蚊。2、后羿：用俺的射日弓，射下他们。3、周幽王：天天点火召集蚊子，累死它们。4、荆轲：到蚊子老窝，刺杀蚊老大。5、李斯：捉到的蚊子，全采用车裂之刑，让它们害怕，再也不敢吸人血。6、孟子：搬到一个没有蚊子的地方。7、关羽：将蚊子诱入低洼之处，放水淹死。8、张飞：大吼一声，震死蚊老大，吓跑蚊喽啰。9、周伯通：左手抓一只，右手抓一只，用绳子拴着放风筝。10、郭靖：看我降蚊十八掌。11、杨广：派蚊子修运河，累死它们。12、程咬金：在门上放一张俺的玉照，驱邪避蚊。13、孙悟空：拔根猴毛，变成青蛙，与蚊子大战三百回合。14、韦小宝：先跟蚊子称兄道弟，再用蒙汗药蒙翻，然后用刀刺死。15、和珅：贪污蚊子的血，让它们饿死。罗强

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