很有情绪搞笑夫妻

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1、我：“老公，你有没有什么被骗经历？”
老公：“有啊，结婚前你告诉我你怎么都吃不胖，啧啧，现在看看你这体型！”2、老婆有个双胞胎妹妹，我听说双胞胎有心灵感应！
一天我问老婆：当我们啪啪啪的时候，你妹妹有感应吗？
老婆抬头看了我一眼：你这小东西，我都感应不了，我妹能感应到？3、老公要去上班了，老婆：“每天就知道上班，能不能陪陪我。”
老公：“我要赚钱啊！”
老婆：“好好好，上班上班，也不知道这班是谁？真够贱的，每天上她还给钱！？”4、今天我跟媳妇说：“科学家说做家务的男人容易痴呆。”
然后我媳妇说：“哼，不做家务的男人容易作死！”
我。。。5、老婆：你再不去打洗脚水，我就生气了！！！
老公很不情愿的从电脑屏幕上移开视线对着老婆说：往后不许生气，只许生娃。。。

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