有个这样的萌孩子,还不得乐死

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1、和老公商量想再生个女孩，就对3岁儿子说：爸爸妈妈再给你生个妹妹好不好啊。
儿子：我知道你们是想省事，你们是不是想等我们长大了，直接结婚，这让你们就省得再费事给我找老婆了......2、老公带儿子去银行取过钱，今天带儿子去玩，路过那个银行门口，儿子说：妈妈，我爸爸就是把钱藏在这儿的。3、小宝的奶奶死了，小宝的爸爸很伤心，放声痛哭，小宝安慰爸爸说：“爸爸你别哭了，我知道没妈妈很难过，以后我妈妈就是你妈妈。。。” 4、儿子：妈，快点，我要拉大号！给我纸。
他妈正在试衣服，很随意的问：有多急啊？
儿子：小荷已露尖尖角！
擦的，现在已经不能直视这首诗了！！！

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