脑残出没,不被冷死,也得被雷死

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1、怕母亲睡觉摔下床，孝顺儿子坚持让母亲睡地板自己躺在危险的床。2、老汉整整六天不吃饭不喝水，奄奄一息之际在纸上写下：最长待机125小时。3、一位难民伸出干瘦的手、颤抖着拉着我的衣角说他已经半个小时没吃东西。4、母亲难产而死，十八年后小明去派出所自首。5、其实那个女的还是挺漂亮的就是长得丑了点。6、法医解释说受害者自己把自己吃了没尸体不好破案。7、院长吃了麻婆豆腐之后，当场被麻婆砍了二十多刀。8、认真的把手洗干净后，我这才放心用手来擦屁股。9、掉进虎笼的第十一天，他终于练成了变化之术，变成了一堆排泄物。10、寺庙功德箱内钱财不翼而飞，众人纷纷下跪称佛祖显灵。11、～～～～～～～～据说这个符号很像有风吹过来，所以我多多发这个符号，让大家吹吹风～～～～～～～～若非脑残,便是神经病了脑残青年思路广,欢乐多

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脑残出没,不被冷死,也得被雷死

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