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1、一男子给女友打电话,话筒里说:对不起,你所拨打的电话已关机!他很担心于是不停的打,在第一百遍时话筒里突然说:对不起,你所拨打的电话已结婚!2、电视上出现接吻镜头,爸爸让儿子去倒杯水。不久,电视上又有接吻的场面,爸爸让儿子再去倒杯水,儿子问:爸爸,是不是一看到有人亲嘴你就口渴啊?3、发贴新八股:对上用注水文章,自我表扬。对下用官气文章,指点江山。平行用经验文章,互相吹捧。外宣用广告文章,包装煽情。加急用克隆文章,拿来速成!4、老公下班回家后,发现老婆躺在床上。老公关切地问道:老婆,身体不舒服吗?老婆点了点头。老公连忙安慰道:做饭的事你不用愁,我一会把你背到厨房!... 5、我家附近一家西饼店中所售老婆饼分大小两种,标签上写的分别是“大老婆饼”、“小老婆饼”。我各买了些回家,目前吃出的心得是:小老婆口儿甜,大老婆管饱。6、男人的乳…头到底是干嘛用的?
答:区分正反面。7、说起来这天宫也真是的,门面不大,规矩不少.你说,挑帘子的就叫挑帘子的的了,还叫大将,多虚伪.不过话又说回来了,这样让人有面子.比如说,你在天宫烧锅炉,别人问你是做什么的,你说是烧锅炉的,人家就看不起你.你要是说你是火神,包准他们会对你另眼相看.这就是名头的力量。8、刚生下了一个Baby,男性,本人姓庄,希望大家给起个名字?
二楼:就叫庄博一吧
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