1、“春去花还在，人来鸟不惊”――诗句生动、形象描绘了某些男人“有心无力”的悲催心境。2、啥叫时间不等人？意思就是你还没高潮呢，长假就告诉你：他已经完事儿了。3、记者采访苍老师，为什么来中国，苍老师答：“抗日”。4、肯德基要出盖饭了，还说什么“妈妈的味道”。
有网友评论：你妈做饭就这个味儿啊！你妈就给你这么点饭啊！你妈是后妈吧！啃你妹啊！ 5、“现在可以安全地移出硬件了。”
“为什么？”
“它已经是软件了。”6、恩爱夫妻家住铁路边，每次过生活都随火车节奏，甜蜜美满。
某日，男突然大汗淋漓，事毕脸色发青，唉叹：老啦！
次日报纸载：我国火车昨日全面提速！7、大学刚开学的时候，我就陪我们寝室老大去学校商店购买香皂。老大进了商店非常豪迈的对售货员MM说，给我来块香皂，我要净身……
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