好冷的恋爱男女小笑话

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1、万恶的男友酒鬼一个。前几天吵架了,竟然打着和我分手的旗号到处骗酒喝。逢人就说,我和女朋友分手了,好难过,请我喝酒吧。2、一对男女总爱在一块聊天,那天他们看到电视上报道一个人中了大奖,女的便问男的:“你要是中奖了,会告诉我吗?”
男:“不会”
女不高兴道:“怎么,怕我抢了你的钱啊。”
男:“不是,怕你追求我。。。”3、有个年轻的小伙子前去相亲,媒人告诉他:“第一次见面得谦虚些,别让女孩难堪。”
男女双方见面后,彼此的印象都很好,女孩问:“像你条件这么好,怎么会愿意和我相亲?”
小伙子立刻谦虚地说:“哪里,像我这个样子,好女孩儿怎会看上我呢?”4、女:我已经有男朋友了。
男:我不介意,我还是喜欢你。
评论:好痴情的男人。
男:我已经有女朋友了。
女:我不介意,我还是喜欢你。
评论:不要脸的小三。
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