1、大四面临就业压力，我屡次投简历都没有回应，于是拿起手机就打电话给同学：哥们，你家养猪场缺人不，我去给你帮忙！
只听电话另一头说到：缺配种的！2、同学有次坐火车没座，一直站着，旁边有个老太太要打斗地主人不够，遂邀请我同学，还硬要挤挤给她让个位。
这货回来说：“出门在外，掌握一门技术何其重要啊！”3、读初中的时候看到教导主任摔倒了我忍不住哈哈大笑，到现在都非常后悔，当时为什么要笑。
想不到今天再次重逢，他又在我面前摔了一跤，我赶紧拿出手机照了下来，终于弥补了这多年的遗憾。4、上着课老师走到我跟前用书砸了我一下脑袋说道：“上课又睡觉！你起来说我刚刚讲的是什么？”
我迷迷糊糊地夺过他手里的书一把砸向他的头：“上课又睡觉！”
---------学生中的调皮捣蛋分子
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