1、说好的为国接盘，都以为仍的是菜盘，没想到仍下个磨盘，谁接得住？！2、一句话形容近两天的股民：上午在电脑看K线图，下午去医院看心电图。3、昨天回家看老爸，被问起股市情况，我没说话，走过去用双手搂住他。
他看我眼泪都快流出来了，老人家顿悟：“哦，抱爹啊。”4、一实习医生看了股市，担心的说道：“今天大跌，再这样下去，咱们床位怕是不够用啊。”
主任医生微微一笑说：“不会，照这样下去，不够用的只有天台。”5、今日股市暴跌，老王因悲伤惊吓，猝死于散户大厅。
小王伏地痛哭：“爹呀！爹呀！爹......”
于是，小王被众散户踩死。6、政府：4000点，券商：5000点，基金：6000点。
这下散户憋不住了，怒吼：7000点！
咣！机构落槌：归你了！
散户觉得被忽悠了，要求重拍， 机构同意。
这回散户先拍。政府：4000点。
散户：4100点。
机构：咣，归你了！
---------股市暴跌后,一地的段子
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