爆囧的二货借钱

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1、曾经我借了一个人的钱,如果非要为还钱加上一个期限的话,我希望是一万年!2、我认为一个人一辈子有两个朋友就够了,比如:一个叫张三,一个叫李四。张三可以借钱给你,张三敢要钱,就喊李四打他。3、今天一哥们问我借钱。把钱递给他时被他正追求的女孩看见。这二货居然脱口而出:其实我也不着急用,你可以改天再还我。不用特意跑一趟。。。。
鄙视这二货半分钟后释然了。做人就要像茶壶,屁股都被烧红了还有心情吹口哨。4、债主问:“你为何迟迟不还钱?”
二货说:“你不要急,我在等待两种奇迹的发生。第一是我彩票中大奖……”
“做梦吧你!”
“第二,你总得离开人世吧?”5、A:你认为金钱和父母哪个更重要?
二货:当然是父母。
A:为什么?
二货:因为有了金钱不一定买到父母,但总可以从父母那儿拿到钱,还不用还!!!
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