乐在囧途,公交车上乐事多

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1、上班坐公交,师傅开的巨飘,还没到站就要吐了,我愤怒的翻开了车上的意见本,想写点意见。
然后我看到了之前一些乘客的反馈,于是他一字一顿的念出了这样一句话:你看我写字写的有多丑,你就知道你开车开的有多晃。2、说一哥们,热乎着,昨天刚回家。途中坐公交时遇见小偷摸他包了,我那哥们一手护住包说:“伙计,自己人。”
然后小偷愣了,看着我哥们说:“以后注意点,这趟车同行多。”4、今天公交司机照样人还没上完就缓缓的关门起步,然后从前门冲上来一中年妇女,照着司机后脑勺就是一巴掌,嘴里还说着,看不到我在下面吗?
就在大家纳闷谁这么彪悍的时候,司机师傅开口了:“妈,都这么大了,咋还当着这么多人的面打我?”5、上了公交车,我发现司机长很像一位大明星。为了更好地观察,我站到了司机旁边。
越看越像明星,我捅捅身边的好友。
好友笑道:“我也瞧出来了,这侧面真像。”
我说:“要不我找他签个名,以满足一下我这粉丝澎湃的心情。”
我笑着低头翻包找本。这时,就听司机说:“我这刷卡等同于签名。”
我这才想起我上车光顾着瞧他了,还没刷卡呢。
我这脸红的呀。
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